The Digimon Episode that Would Never Be... Part II (The Digimon Episode that Eould Never Be should be read first. If you haven't read it, I suggest you go back and do so.) by: ChronoEevee133 NARR3: The 7 are still at the pokemon studios,when a flat bubble appears. FEMALE VOICE: You ignoramises! NARR3:Kari steps out of the bubble followed by Solomon. KARI:Why did you fools leave me back in that damn place ? Thee Izzster:What the hell is that? NARR3:Kari looks at the group with anger in her eyes untill she sees T.K. and smiles. TAI:where did Narr.1 and 2 go? NARR3: NARR1 wouldn't call Izzy Thee Izzster.NARR2 got beat up and scared away by Mimi. MATT:where are you anyway?...........Answer me you s.o.b. JOE:(trying to get the eyeshadow off)Shut up. Narr3:Thee Izzster,I mean Thee Idiot leaves the room. Thee Izzster:What did you call me? NARR3:you heard me. Thee Izzster:Get down here and fight, or are you too chic- NARR3:Mimi punches Thee Izzster. Thee Izzster:(dazed )That's better. MATT:I gotta go. SORA:Where? MATT:None of your... NARR3:Piximon steps out of the bubble. SORA:I thought I got rid of you. TAI:I'll finish the job. NARR3:He pulls out a small bottle of gasolene and pours it over Piximon. TAI:Agumon get your butt over here and get rid of him. JOE:Shouldn't we get out of here before we get blown to bits?!?! AGUMON:Pepper Breath poi! Narr3:C-YA!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NARR3:Whew.Everyone lands on the street, the digimon are in their in-training forms. TAI:I love fires. MATT:And Sora. TAI:Huh? MATT:It's pretty obvios. SORA:What about you and Mimi? NARR3:She flashes a gun. MATT:......damn...caught. THEE IZZSTER:Don't forget T.K. and Kari. NARR3:From the fire steps Piximon. PIXIMON:PIXIBALL LIGHT!Hahahaa!Now you can't say anything a 5year old can't hear. PIXIMON:T.K. just try to swear. T.K:No prob.Piximon you're a daa... NARR3:everyone is confused. TAI:Where'd your capitals go? NARR3:Shut the heee.That ain't fair. Piximon you know I'm not with them! PIXIMON:Like I care. NARR3:I'd leave ,but I get paid too much. MATT:You get paid to spy on us? PIXIMON:Bye. SORA:Catch. NARR3:She throws a grenade and deletes Piximon. SORA:See ya later aaa.AAAaa....It can't be .He's gone but we can't curse. NARR3:Kari pulls out and drinks a small bottle of beer. NARR3:Mimi stuffs her hands in her pockets,feels the pokeball,and tosses it.A big box comes out and the digimon start talking. SORA:I was hopin' to blow it up. TAI:I was hopin' to sacrafice it. T.K:I was hopin' to eat it. NARR3:Everyone gives him the drugs look. MIMI:Lets stuff the digimon in there. NARR3:They do that.Matt walks to the rubble,and searches it. MATT:(Whispers to himself)He got away! THE DIGIMON:Mmphmm!! KARI:They aren't quiet. NARR3:She opens the cage,drops a small ball in,and smoke seeps out the top. SORA:They'll be out a while. T.K:Does anyone know where I can shave? MIMI:Where'd you get that eyeshadow? JOE:Some old woman near the subway. MIMI:LET'S MOVE IT! TAI:Why? NARR3:She knocks him down and puts her foot on his chest. MIMI:I WANT EYESHADOW!We wouldn't have to go through this if you just let me stay at the Gekomon castle. TAI:I wish we had. NARR3:She pushes harder. MIMI:Stupid hormonal guys. THEE IZZSTER:We are not stupid hormonal guys! NARR3:He remembers the pretty girl. MIMI:Yeah right. TAI:Get off! MATT:(Punches the rubble) HE GOT AWAY! TAI:I wonder what would happen if I stuck a match down his throat. T.K:Can I have one. TAI:Whatever. NARR3:He gives T.K. the rest of the pack. T.K:Finaly! NARR3:He lights a cigarette. T.K:HA HA HAAA!! MATT:HEY! Back off Tai. MIMI:LET'S GO! EVERYONE ELSE:ok NARR3:At the subway station, Matt sees Ash and takes one of Sora's guns.He runs twords Ash. ASH:huh. NARR3:No one saw it but the other 7 losers.Ash fell.Matt thew the gun at Sora ,checked Ash,and got punched. MATT:Daaa.. NARR3:Ash gets away.Sora punches Matt over and over again. SORA:I told you idiots not to touch my weapons! MATT:Tai,tell you gilfriend to back off. TAI:No way. This is too entertainig.Plus she's loaded. NARR3:You can cuss now.Mimi sees the eyeshadow lady and takes a bottle when she's not looking. NARR3:Narr1 and/or2it's your turn,I've had enough of the digidipwads.Don't expect a special ending from me. *The Digmon Episode that Would Never Be... Part III will be coming soon!* ...and by soon, I mean, maybe next millenium...